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Fun Facts! County Bird: Mosquito County Animal: Sheep County Abbreviation: LN County Flower: Thistle County Mottos:    "We're open until we close and we're closed until we open"    "You can't get there from here..." New: Linn County's Open Forum Linn County's Live Chat Firefighter Arrested: Glenda wrote a letter to the editor of Linn County News about the events between a volunteer firefighter and a sheriff. Unfortunately it wasn't published, She says she will try again after the court appearance on the 21st of April, 2010. It's a good letter and should be read by many... enjoy! Read it! and then join our Forum and Facebook to share your thoughts. A Video Worth Watching: Have you seen the Sheriff Walker video? Watch it and then join our Forum and Facebook to share your thoughts. You cannot copyright our Sheriff! He's public knowledge... http://www.linncoweb.net/video NEW LANDFILL FEES The Linn County Commission has voted to begin charging for landfill use. Effective September 8, 2009, get your wallet out because charges now apply to all Construction & Demolition Debris accepted at the Linn County Construction & Demolition Landfill. Read More! MONEY! File your taxes online for a quick refund (or a quick gouge by Uncle Sam). Need a job? Few people want one, but KansasWorks will help you try to find a job, even if only a temporary job. Paola Office: (913) 294-4178 Pittsburg Office: (620) 231-4250 More offices in your area... Their Website: http://www.kansasworks.com That's Gross: Food UnFair! I recently bought some hot chocolate, some soup, and some syrup. Long story short, check your expiration date! The items I bought last week had expired in March 2007! Read/Discuss on Facebook or Forum Worried about a tornado or other huge storm wiping you off the planet? NOAA provides this brochure to help save your sorry self... There are seminars at Bunker Hill in Mound City almost yearly on storm spotting, and what to do. Click HERE! Swine Flu (aka H1N1 Influenza A) - Check the World Health Organization website. It's here in Linn County and I'm not too worried about it... Guns & Hunting: Afraid that only criminals have a gun? Well, now you can tote a gun too! As long as you're not a felon... for $140 in fees and $100 for a lame safety course. Bring a mug shot of yourself and your fingerprints will also be taken, it's the same process as when you were last arrested. Of course, you will still be unarmed where criminals couldn't care less about the No Gun Zones, but that's what you get for being a law abiding citizen! Click here for more information. Speaking of killing things: Hunting & Fishing in Linn County Ambulance: It seems Linn County needed an ambulatory service... lowest bid and crappiest service was sure to win... it's the Linn County way! If you need an ambulance, you can find them in Pleasanton parked outside of the restaurant. I've never seen them NOT there. Gasoline: Keeping track of the ever rising cost of gasoline? Often it's at least 10¢ higher than neighboring counties, I've seen it as much as 60¢ higher. Read More Election Information: Elections don't matter, they're not real, they're not counted... need proof? Who is was president? Is EVERYONE in Linn County Republican? I seriously doubt it. Maybe people shouldn't vote democrat or republican, maybe, just maybe they should vote for the candidate who sucks a little less... is that even possible? It's not really a vote when there's no choice, often it's just one person running for the position. Register to vote, if you haven't already: http://www.kssos.org/forms/Elections/voterregistration.pdf Check your registration status here: https://myvoteinfo.voteks.org/ The Housing Market is Booming here in Linn County! The houses shown have been fixed or removed for the most part... so this site is doing its intended job, well one of its intended jobs... Population is also increasing steadily as does inbreeding, okay, so I have no actual proof of inbreeding. Build me a site? No, I will not build you a website, I no longer do web design nor hosting, sorry. For complete web design and hosting services, we highly recommend Dave Monroe's Small Business Websites - http://www.davemonroe.net/ - he does excellent work. Enter your search terms Submit search form Web linncountykansas.net

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